Beer Quotes

Who does not love to have a cool sip of beer on a bright sunny summer afternoon? Long hot days surely call for a flavorful glass of beer and nothing can be as refreshing as a chilled can of this alcoholic beverage when it is steaming hot outside. Just pair your can of beer with something spicy and relax your leisurely afternoons. And with that, you would also love to go through these breezy and funny beer quotes that will make your drinking session more enjoyable for sure. So just lay down flat on your hammock, pour beer into a tall glass and celebrate your ‘me time’ with these beer quotes. Say CHEERS!

Best Beer Quotes That Are Cooler Than Ever:

#1. Beer Quotes:

“I tried running. Gave it up. I kept spilling my beer.”


“I am silently judging your beer selection!”


“Beer. The best damn drink in the world!”


“The best beer in the world is the open bottle in your hand.”

#5. Beer Quotes:

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” – Kaiser Wilhelm


“…there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer.” -Peter Richmond


“A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience – except that it is soluble in alcohol.” – Thomas Blackburn


“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” -Homer Simpson


“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”

#10. Beer Quotes:

“Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.” –Fritz Maytag


“Beer he drank – seven goblets. His spirit was loosened. He became hilarious. His heart was glad and his face shown.” – from the Epic of Gilgamesh, 3000 B.C.


“Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” -Bruce Carlton


“Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.” -Harold Rudolph


“Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them” – Queen Victoria

#15. Beer Quotes:

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” -Abraham Lincoln


“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night” –Benjamin Franklin


“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” -Homer Simpson


“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” -Deep Thought, Jack Handy


“We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.” -Martin Luther

#20. Beer Quotes:

“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.” -David Moulton


“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team or some nuclear weapons, but a the very least you need a beer.”- Frank Zappa


“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” –Dave Barry


A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” – Czech Proverb


Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.” – Ancient Egyptian Credo

#25. Beer Quotes:

He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato


Most people hate the taste of beer, to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.” – Winston Churchill


“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” – Brian O’Rourke


“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”-George Carlin.


“Beer will get you through time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” – Freddie Freak

#30. Beer Quotes:

“Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health” –Thomas Jefferson

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